I don’t like using my knife to pick up diced food off of my cutting board. Pushing your delicate digits towards a knife-edge is a good way to cut yourself and ruin your prep, and scraping the edge of your fancy pants knife on your cutting board is bad for the edge. You should stop doing it.
“BuT hOw Do I gEt ThE fOoD oFf My BoArD, oWeN?!?1” you may be screaming at your phone or computer in a fit of unbridled rage and confusion. A valid question! The solution?
THE KNIFEWEAR™ FOOD SCOOP to the rescue!
This dandy li’l gizmo is the perfect tool for the job! Simply shove this bad boy under your food, give it a push with your other hand, and Voila! Crisis averted.
This tool is seriously fantastic. It’s easy to use, dishwasher safe, saves you a bundle in unnecessary sharpening, helps keep your blood inside your body (where most experts agree it belongs), and keeps you from spilling diced onion all over your kitchen floor like a dum dum while bringing it to the stove. In my opinion, anything that means I can sweep my floors less frequently is considered a brilliant achievement in engineering. Take notice of this thing, Nobel Prize nerds. Seems like a shoo-in.
The following is a comprehensive list of people who need a Knifewear™ Food Scoop:
It’s a shortlist, I know, but I’m sure either you or someone you love fits the bill perfectly! The best part? $18! It’s perfect for getting food into your Instant-pot, pans, storage containers and even freezer bags! Easy, fun, time saving, AND affordable! You’re welcome, world.